Dragon Believer T-Shirts

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Diolch

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Organic Soldering.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Chinese stock market

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Fairy Vet

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Welsh Dragon