Dragon Believer T-Shirts

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Diolch

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

Organic Soldering.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Welsh Dragon

Fairy Vet