Magic Believer T-Shirts

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

Wishing well with 'Disclaimer' sign.

'There, Mr. Jason. You are now entered into our computer.'

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

The Fountain of Youth.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Three magic beans is pretty expensive for a cow. Are you sure she's the one that jumped over the moon?'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'My leprechaun friend just told me about that guy over there who is talking to an invisible rabbit. Ridiculous, eh?'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'I understand you're now ready to use your third wish?'

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

'The bases are loaded. No outs. Bottom of the ninth. Their best hitter is up, and ... Wait! Look! We're saved! It's the Good Witch of the North!'

'Don't rush me. I can't be everywhere at once.'

Wishing well - 'Due to backlog please allow 6-8 weeks for fulfillment of your wish.'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"Did you lose the remote again?"

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"Are you sure about this? My first husband only needed a kiss before the big switcheroo."

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"Sure, you'd be able to fly too if Santa were to sprinkle Magic Dust on you..."

Cinderella

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

"Wow, that was some kiss! Before I was a frog I was a road sweeper."

Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp

"The other fairy does glass."