Darwinian Devotee Mugs

"It looks like he's decided to go with natural selection."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Feline Evolution.

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Common Dolphin

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Way too much anthropomorphising

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Evolution

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'