Darwin Followers Pillows

'...And my hands are so smooth and soft now that I've learned to walk upright!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Mea Maxima Cuppa

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

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'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

survival of the fittest

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Evolution

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.