Darwin Admirers Pillows

The Evolution of Hobo Sapiens

Charles Darwin

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

survival of the fittest

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Evolution

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx