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The Evolution of Hobo Sapiens

Charles Darwin

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Feline Evolution.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

survival of the fittest

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Evolution

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Evolution

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."