Darwinist Delight Mugs

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Feline Evolution.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Evolution

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'