New York Dreamer Mugs

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Reese Witherspoon

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Serenading

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Marilyn's Rushmore