Nyc Dreamer Mugs

"I had second thoughts."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Serenading

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'