Novel Dreamer Mugs

'Isn't that cute. She's writing her first novel.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

'You don't have a life to turn into a story.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Schrodinger's Black Box

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''