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"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Gooseberry Fool...

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Vegetarian Birds

Cake Friday!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Chocolate Shop

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Sweet surprise.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Let's skip to dessert

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Patissier

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Somewhere in France

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'