Whipped Cream Lover T-Shirts

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Ice Cream Tower.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."