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Secretive Weigh In.

Super Heroes.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Works every time."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"You're the sport on my telly"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

World's best carrot cakes.

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.