Snow Cone Aficionado Gifts

"Frankly, business sucks."

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Non-Denominational Carols

Snowyphus

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Whose the new guy?"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Dog Walker

Shaved Ice

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"I'm worried you're not getting enough fruit and vegetables."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

I think it's a food allergy.