Cone Enthusiasts Gifts

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Haute Suture

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog Walker

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Shaved Ice

Bedroom Traffic Control

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"I'm worried you're not getting enough fruit and vegetables."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

"Frankly, business sucks."

Bones

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

The world's greatest salesman.

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

Osteologist

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

Stoneage traffic cone

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'