Cone Aficionado Gifts

News. We're supposed to eat from the food circle. It's replacing the food pyramid. It's a lot more fun to eat from the food cone!

Diner.

"Too much sugar."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Bubble gum leaves

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Cheese

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Dog Walker

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

Shaved Ice

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'