Looking for a gift for someone who simply can't resist the allure of a freshly baked scone? Our collection features witty, delightful items that speak to their love of this scrumptious baked good. Whether they're a frequent baker or a dedicated scone enthusiast, you'll find something that celebrates their sweet, flaky obsession. Brighten their day with a gift that matches their scone-seeking spirit and adds a touch of humor or charm to their everyday routine.
What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.
How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.
The line at the counter is our the door. What're you doing? Tech support. This computer has a virus. And that one's frozen up. Can't you serve coffee? Me? I hate that work. Hurry, we're facing a dreaded cafe riot. A what? What do we want? Scones! No latte, no peace! How do we want 'em? HOT!
We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.
'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'
"Thank god I bought my layers."
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
Happy Hour
Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
Honest Vending
Secretive Weigh In.
'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'
Keeping Warm in Winter
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'
"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
Student Food Pyramid
"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."
"Whoa! One last doughnut left."
In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.
Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.
'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'
Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!
The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer
Freezing
"It's a map to the vending machines."
"You complete me."
'Beer? Wassat then?'
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