Scone Seeker Mugs

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Happy Hour

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

Secretive Weigh In.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Keeping Warm in Winter

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"You complete me."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Missing sock

Skier.