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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Bubble gum leaves

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Chocolate Shop

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

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