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Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Next Valentine's Day I'll take the damn chocolates..."

"I got a load of candy!"

"They're milk chocolate with diet pill centers."

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

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"I've been eating so much candy, I got on the scale and it told me to get off."

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have king size.'

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'We've just moved next door - Got any sweets?'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Devil buying a Godstopper

Candy Company

Never getting over his fixation with candy, picking out a engagement ring proved difficult for Hansel.

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

"Therefore, when it bursts, the bubble gum will not stick to your nose."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop