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Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Next Valentine's Day I'll take the damn chocolates..."

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"I got a load of candy!"

"They're milk chocolate with diet pill centers."

"Excuse me."

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

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"About your stocking up on jelly beans - is there something investors should know?"

"I've been eating so much candy, I got on the scale and it told me to get off."

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have king size.'

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'We've just moved next door - Got any sweets?'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Devil buying a Godstopper

Candy Company

Never getting over his fixation with candy, picking out a engagement ring proved difficult for Hansel.

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

"Therefore, when it bursts, the bubble gum will not stick to your nose."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves