Robotic Candy Collector T-Shirts

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Whale Piñata.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

How Piñatas Are Born

Candy Corn Dracula

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Jesus and the Peeps

"Steroids."

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Halloween.

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'Trick or treatment.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."