Robotic Candy Collector Mugs

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Whale Piñata.

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

How Piñatas Are Born

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Candy Corn Dracula

Jesus and the Peeps

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Steroids."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Polo pony

Halloween.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

'Trick or treatment.'

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'