Candy Crusader Mugs

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

"What makes you think I'm standing on my brother?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Stupid, stupid child-proof candy wrappers!!!"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

Halloween Candy Workout

"It's always a candy bar and a toothbrush...she's my dentist."

Ban Jelly Bears!!

"Let's go to Mr. Henley's house. He's a banker."

'No, everyone should not get a third!'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

Citizen Cane...

Food Pyramid

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'd leave this job, but I haven't found another company with a cotton candy machine."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A dog at the bakery.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Art Plagiarism

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Dogs and Cake