Candy Crusader Mugs

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

"What makes you think I'm standing on my brother?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Stupid, stupid child-proof candy wrappers!!!"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Halloween Candy Workout

"It's always a candy bar and a toothbrush...she's my dentist."

Pinata Zombies

Ban Jelly Bears!!

"Let's go to Mr. Henley's house. He's a banker."

'No, everyone should not get a third!'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'We own Hershey stock, so I insist that you buy their products.'

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

Citizen Cane...

Food Pyramid

He was having a great time until he'd eaten so much candy he just toppled over. His Halloween night reached a tipping point.

I can't believe it's come to his. I'll be glad to give you candy when you're off your cell phone.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'd leave this job, but I haven't found another company with a cotton candy machine."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

Super pets.