Candy Adventurer Mugs

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"Grandpa said he didn't think much of my idea of going 'trick or treating' for Easter candy."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Picking pastries.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.