Chocolate Adventurers Mugs

A Guide To Suspicious Candy

"We found 11 eggs. Where did you hide the last egg, dad?"

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Picking pastries.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

A dog at the bakery.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'