Choco Adventurer Mugs

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Harsh Mellows.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Cheese Secret

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

'Rock beats Scissors!'

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

'Oh! Only one layer - when I started I thought there were TWO!'

"So, now it's a three and twenty blackbird pie?"

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

Rainbow. A hairdresser gives a client a very colourful hairstyle.

"You know what, the recipe for crackers is quite simple. How about we try to bake some instead of begging for them all the time?"

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'