Choco Adventurer Prints

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Harsh Mellows.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Cheese Secret

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

Does this chocolate taste a bit cheesy to you

'Rock beats Scissors!'

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

'Oh! Only one layer - when I started I thought there were TWO!'

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"So, now it's a three and twenty blackbird pie?"

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

Emoji Ice Cream

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

"You know what, the recipe for crackers is quite simple. How about we try to bake some instead of begging for them all the time?"

Rainbow. A hairdresser gives a client a very colourful hairstyle.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid café owner who discovers a map to the lost coffee bean of the ancients. The bean is hidden in crumbling catacombs beneath a booby-trapped Mayan temple. Braving an almost certain grisly death ... The cafe owner sends his obsequious minion to liberate the bean. Wait ... what? But the story really gets going when the evil minion tries filing for workman's comp just because he loses a few toes. Can the brave own

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.