Choco-dreamer Prints

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Ice Cream Flavors

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Food Pyramid

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Banana Split

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

Cake!

'What a pity. I thought they were made of cake...'

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

Visualize Inner 'Piece'...

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

Cone of uncertainty.

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'