Choco-charmers Prints

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"With a little fiscal stimulation..."

"Got any more of these peanuts?" "Gimme a minute. Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

'I hope she doesn't notice I got chocolate on my report.'

"Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later."

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"