Choco-dreamer Pillows

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Ice Cream Flavors

Food Pyramid

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Banana Split

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

Cake!

'What a pity. I thought they were made of cake...'

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"Got any more of these peanuts?" "Gimme a minute. Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."