Cake Crusader Mugs

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

A dog at the bakery.

Dogs and Cake

"No. The second fork is for defense."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Give quiche a chance!

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Food Pyramid

Bored Baker

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

Citizen Cane...

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"