Canine Candy Crusader Mugs

"Sorry, Duke, but we don't trick or treat at butcher shops."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

A dog at the bakery.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Pinata Zombies

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

It's a Dog's life

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Dogs and Cake

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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Food Pyramid

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Citizen Cane...

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'