Cravings Queen Prints

"Any cravings?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Bad hair day!

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

To do before Saturday...

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Crotchet

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

If you've got it flaunt it!

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Pizza and Related Searches.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

"Pregnant? I just thought I went off my diet!"

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."

"You should try taking more naps yourself. Sleep is free."

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

"Profession?"

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'