Fast Food Temptation Seeker Gifts

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Can I have flies with that'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Nutrition-Free Diet

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