Fast Food Fugitive Gifts

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Nutrition-Free Diet

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Big Boy Foot

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

'The fries are re-fried, the char-broiled burger is re-charbroiled, and the toasted muffin is re-toasted.'

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.