Fast Food Fiend Gifts

',,,,,and make it snappy'

Fast food trap.

Burger Lure

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can I have flies with that'