Fast-food Justice Seeker Gifts

"If things go well here, I'm going to open up my own firm."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Stratigraphy

Nutrition-Free Diet

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES