Fast-food Justice Seeker T-Shirts

"If things go well here, I'm going to open up my own firm."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Stratigraphy

Nutrition-Free Diet

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.