Fast Food Temptation Seeker Pillows

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

Kentucky Fried Horse

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!