Fast Food Junkie Pillows

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Can I have flies with that'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'