Fast Food Foodie Pillows

"No, he definitely said big smack and chips."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'

Fast Food

'Rome had her bread and circuses. We've got our fast food and sports.'

"Dad, I don't want to a killer whale. Can I just have a cheeseburger?"

"Gimme a burger, fried and chocolate shake and I'm not going to beg!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"You do like octopus?"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Fast food. Even faster food

La Table

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."