Fast Food Foodie Prints

"No, he definitely said big smack and chips."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'

Fast Food

'Rome had her bread and circuses. We've got our fast food and sports.'

"Dad, I don't want to a killer whale. Can I just have a cheeseburger?"

"Gimme a burger, fried and chocolate shake and I'm not going to beg!"

"You're next on my bucket list."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

La Table

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"