Always Hungry Prints

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"You keep impeccable time."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Dog's Sandwich

'Snack Bar's Open.'

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Any cravings?"

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

I'll have the endless breadsticks. By the way, where do I sleep? MENU.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Allowed to Starve.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

"We're not paying for that. It took so long for you to get here, we ordered from your online delivery service!"

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

Revenge is sweet and goes straight to the hips.

Bicycle race.

'Tap or bottled?'

'Be a dear and nip to the chippy will you, love?'

'A handful of rice? what did you do with the handful of rice I gave you yesturday?'

"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."

"Now that you've brought it up...what's for dinner?"