Ironically_hungry Prints

“We literally have nothing to eat.”

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

Food-Snob Fear Factor

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'