Ironically_hungry Pillows

“We literally have nothing to eat.”

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'

Food-Snob Fear Factor

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."