Hungry Human Pillows

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"You keep impeccable time."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

The Politics of Food.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"You folks ready to order?"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Dog's Sandwich

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Surprise me."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Allowed to Starve.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

US food supply.

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'

Tommy, I have a question for you. I didn't do nothin'. We're missing a scone. Now, no one's accusing you of anything. I swear, you've got the wrong guy. I definitely didn't take a scone when you went to check email because I was super hungry. You have the right to remain silent. I did it!

"No thanks. Me Vegan!"

Bicycle race.

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

'Tap or bottled?'

Carbonated hot dog water

"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."