Hungry Human Gifts

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"You keep impeccable time."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

The Politics of Food.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"You folks ready to order?"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Dog's Sandwich

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

"Surprise me."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Allowed to Starve.

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

US food supply.

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

"No thanks. Me Vegan!"

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

Bicycle race.

'Tap or bottled?'

Carbonated hot dog water

"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."

“We literally have nothing to eat.”