Hungry Traveler Mugs

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Introducing Piza Island.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Fall on a desert island

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Cheapskate Cruises

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Alphabet soup

Flight Socks.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Mummy Beggar

Distance to horizon varies.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'