Gluttonous Traveler Mugs

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

I wish I'd had the review.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Alphabet soup

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

World Meat Consumptiom

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

Beer....Beer Fart.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'Enjoy!' Restaurant