Gluttonous Traveler Pillows

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

I wish I'd had the review.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Alphabet soup

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

World Meat Consumptiom

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'